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for Fans that need cheering up just sit back and think of that dodgy club down the road "Small Heath Alliance" formally known as B******ham city
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Karren Brady has kept us more than amused with her antics. Remember, this is the women that once asked Ron Atkinson what it was like to have his son,
Dalian, playing for his team. ha ha ha dumb bitch
Q:What's the difference between Karren Brady and an ironing board?
A:It's a real bitch trying to get the legs open on an ironing board.
Q:How do you make Karren Brady laugh on a Saturday?
A:Tell her a joke on a Wednesday
Q:Why did Karren Brady get excited after she took three months to complete a jigsaw?
A:Because on the box it said "from 2-4 years"
Q:How do you change Karren Brady's mind?
A:Blow in her ear.
Q:How can you tell if Karren Brady has been using your computer?
A:There's tippex on the screen
Q:What does Karren Brady and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?
A:a lot of seamen goes missing
Q:What's Karren Brady's favourite party game?
A:Swallow the leader
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Karen Brady, secretary at small heath but we all know what shes there for(cough). |
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Taken from Holteenders.com
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Robbie Savage - A dirty Bluenose in disguise. this is what he wears when he isn't wearing that rag, b***s call a football kit, personally i don't know which is worse. |
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A fella is going through the park one day when he sees a child being attacked by a large Rottweiler. Fearing not for his safety, he leaps
on the manky beast and after a struggle manages to break it's neck and kill it... Now this violent scenario was witnessed by a reporter for the Evening Mail, Who approaches the man to offer his congratulations. He asks if he can run the story of great bravery in the paper next day. Our hero agrees to this... The reporter then asks if the man is an Everton supporter. When told no, he Says "that's a pity - I would have used
the headline 'Toffee Man Saves Tot'... The reporter then asks if the fella is by any chance a Villa supporter. Again, unfortunately the
answer is no ..."you see I could have used Brave Lion saves child"... When asked which team he actually does support the rescuer replies "I'm a Blues follower".....
"Ah, I see. Well sir, tonight I'll see what I can do with that", comes the reply. The following morning, the headline on page 2 of the Evening Mail reads:-
"BLUES SUPPORTER SAVAGES FAMILY PET"
If a blues and a wolves fan were drowning but you could only save one,
would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?
Q:What do you do if a Zulu throws a grenade at you?
A:Take out the pin and throw it back.
Q:Why do Blues fans put team stickers on their cars?
A:So they can park in the handicapped spots.
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The Manager of S.H.A |
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